I appreciate the creative archetype naming suggestion! However, I need to clarify what I can help with.
I'm designed to analyze tournament data and provide insights based on actual results from the database. I can help you:
What I cannot do is rename or reclassify archetypes in the database. Archetype names come from how tournaments and deck classification systems label decks, and I work with those existing classifications.
If you'd like me to analyze the performance of mono-red aggressive decks featuring Voldaren Epicure and direct damage spells in a specific format (Pauper, perhaps?), I'd be happy to pull that data. Just let me know which format and time period you're interested in, and I can show you how those decks are performing in actual tournament results.
The archetype taxonomy reflects how the competitive community and tournament organizers classify decks, not custom nicknames - though "Monored Carapinger" is definitely a fun name for the strategy!